Pedophile Playlist

Things to keep in mind when choosing songs for your compilation aimed at kids:

1. Songs called "Gonna Make You Sweat" are creepy to play for kids. If the kids like the song, they will learn it and then sound creepy singing along.

2. Don't choose songs written by people convicted of downloading child pornography and sexually abusing children.

3. DON'T CHOOSE SONGS WRITTEN BY PEOPLE CONVICTED OF DOWNLOADING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY AND SEXUALLY ABUSING CHILDREN!

Those are the only rules. Very simple.

Note: "Gonna Make You Sweat" was not written by a child porn fan. Rock and Roll, Pt. 2 was.

Dear Diary

This is Brianna's journal. She wants us to keep out!!!

She meen's it.

However, if Brianna really meened it, she'd get a journal with a lock on it.