Bustin' Out the Popcorn

This is the wrong kind of educational movie.

Off the Tip

This is from Hummel's "Red Light District" line of figurines.

To be fair somebody bought this, so it ended up being sellable and not a bad donation. However, I'm not sure if it was purchased by someone who saw its comedic value, an old lady who didn't think it looked like an engorged wang, or an old lady who loves children and engorged wangs.

Dear Annie

If you're a tiger, how insulted are you right now? When a tiger runs it is a display of power and majesty. And it is in order to take down gazelles. When a house cat runs, it is generally described as "spazzing out." As I write this, a cat is rubbing her face on my computer. Not very tigerish. This book is clearly for guys who prefer tabbies over bulldogs but still want to look tough.

Snuggley

You know what kids love? Decongestants!

Family Business

This book cover tells us two things:

1. Mind Transfer is about Power Rangers.

2. Janet Asimov is the Jakob Dylan of science fiction.

You Don't Know What the Queers Are Doing To Our Soil

Questionable Book is by far the most lucrative of all the bad doan categories. I had severely underestimated its potential. This book is by homos so it's not offensive. And there's a section in it called I Gave LL Cool J a Blow Job. Now, now, boys. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

Classy Pt. 2 Mardi Gras Edition

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