That Horse Movie

In the tradition of Stand By Me, but with a horse instead of a dead guy and these fuckers instead of River Phoenix. Starring Ronnie Caldwell who hasn't been in anything else. It really says "In the tradition of Stand By Me" which is a pretty ballsy claim considering that the entire cast and crew have three movies among them, with a majority (two) of those being credited to Kimberly Gough.

Who You Gonna Call?

I don't know who these guys are, but they aren't the fucking Ghostbusters. I'm 90% sure that the guy in the bottom right is Gregory Peck.

Moving

Oh hey, y'all. Here's the skinny. I've seen the light. Blogger is a pile of poop. I'm moving the blog to wordpress. Can you guess the address? That's right, www.whatgoodwillthisdo.wordpress.com. However, to ease the transition I will do a few posts simultaneaously here and there. Eventually it will be all wordpress all the time. Adjust your homepages accordingly.

The Duke

Coming soon to the Criterion Collection Home Video, McLintock: the Producer's Cut. That woman doesn't look to eager to be holding John Wayne's hand. Maybe the producer added in a rape scene.

The Boondock Saints of Wedding Comedies

According to the IMDB page Best Men is up 5% in popularity this week (presumably from me searching for it), and the "Goofs" page simply reads, "the movie."

This star packed (and I assume direct-to-DVD) smash hit gives you an idea of how messed up the 90's really were. Dean Cain and Andy Dick received top billing over Drew Barrymore and Luke Wilson. Best Men came out right after Lois & Clark ended, in the midst of Newsradio's run, the year before The Wedding Singer and Rushmore. Yes, 1997 was a pivotal year for 4 out of 5 people in this movie. And the director also did Half Baked, Billy Madison, and worked with NWA and is married to Beastie Boy Mike D. Best Men has so much going for it. Somebody watch it and let me know if it's any good.

Ist das nicht ein Dicke Frau?

Oh. Oh ho ho ho! I see what they've done. Because record means...and it's on a...HAHAHAHA!*

*This is the first time the German language has ever been funny.

Security Lighting

Damn kids stole my lamp shade again!

She Sure Is

Even if she were an unhealthy swinger, I'd be interested in this box. The one under the black unitard.

Mountain Top Water Drop

Yes, it's every child's favorite misshapen, botched Easter egg...er...runaway raindrop.

What are you running from Drippy? Is your purple-ish color due to some sort of toxin? Have you poisoned someone and are now on the lam before the feds can catch up to you? Are you in violation of some EPA regulations? Why are you wearing a diaper?

All of these questions can be found in The Adventures of Drippy the Runaway Raindrop by Sidney Sheldon and Mary Sheldon, illustrated by Alexandra Sheldon. The question that goes unanswered: What was this family thinking?

Oh Hey, Guys

It's the moment you've been waiting months for: a new What Good Will This Do? post. This isn't a full-on post. But just a little something something to wet your whistle. The WGWTD warehouse is overflowing with a backstock of quippable donations and it's time to get excited. Tell your friends, family, loved ones, c0-workers and neighbors. We look forward to rolling out some quality product in the near future.

In the mean time, psych yourself up by reading some old posts and listening to music. Might I recommend some Blue Fuckin' Cantrell?