Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Donation Location is Sorry For Your Loss

Rule #34 for donating items to charity. Any stock you have left over from your failed attempt to break into the craft fair circuit is not acceptable. This plastic, castle-shaped kleenex holder falls under this rule, as do diamond shaped ornaments made out of the same material. This thing is a classic Dead Relative Donation. Somebody's grandma died and they just scooped everything that was on her dresser into a box and couldn't handle the thought of throwing her things away. So they decided to give them away. Right now you probably think I'm a terrible person for writing that. But I'm not the one who donated garbage to charity.

1 comment:

  1. By far my least favorite donation. And we get so much of it!! "No, ma'am. We cannot sell individual sewing needles. No, no. None of your bric-a-brac either. You know what? FUCK your bric-a-brac."