Monday, April 5, 2010

I'd Like to Romp In Her Room

More like Valerie Perv! Am I right? AM I RIGHT?
Seriously, that man wants to tongue kiss that girl.
Creepy cover photo aside, it's time we discussed the disturbing number of sub-genres that make up the Romance Novel. This is the Single-Mom-Finds-Swinging-Bachelor-Who-Falls-For-Her-And-Her-Child sub-genre. Not to be confused with the Woman-And-Man-Have-One-Night-Stand-And-Get-Pregnant-Then-Fall-In-Love sub-genre. I'm not making any of this up.
Special note to Patrick. I know I said that the Steak n Shake cup would be the next post, but I'm too lazy to find my USB cable and hook up my camera. So, we've got this. But I swear it's coming. Just like Raquel after Tanner impales her with his turgid member.


  1. I know exactly what you're talking about. I believe there's also a Woman-Looks-to-Man-to-Have-Last-Chance-Baby-and-They-Fall-in-Love sub-genre. I always have to wonder who reads this crap (I strongly suspect the elderly).

    Also, the ending of this post was just delightful.

  2. Just remember, when there is a baby on the cover the book won't sell. "Babies kill romance," according to Charles. I'm not sure what this falls under.

  3. Haha, can't wait for the Steak n Bake cup.