These are from a Peanuts book called Happiness Is...
1. Happiness is being able to walk home from school without having to worry about getting beaten up .
2. Happiness is a big muscle.
I always new that Peanuts came from a dark place, that Charlie Brown was a stand in for Charles Schulz who always felt like a chronic loser. But good lord. Shouldn't we expect to not get beaten up while walking home from school?
Also, way to go Linus.