- Uncle Larry has you cornered in the basement again and wants to show you his favorite scene in Wild Things.
- Mom won't let you get your belly button pierced even though you're mature for an 8th grader.
- All your friends want to see the new Freddy Kruger movie, but you're a pansy who still sleeps with a night light.
- Mr. Spradlin is totally unfair. How are you supposed to do 10 problems over the weekend?
- Your mom bought you a shirt from Salvation Army that used to be Ricky's and now everyone knows that you're poor.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Run, Dick, Run
How to solve sticky predicaments like: