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Friday, May 14, 2010

Run, Dick, Run

How to solve sticky predicaments like:
  • Uncle Larry has you cornered in the basement again and wants to show you his favorite scene in Wild Things.
  • Mom won't let you get your belly button pierced even though you're mature for an 8th grader.
  • All your friends want to see the new Freddy Kruger movie, but you're a pansy who still sleeps with a night light.
  • Mr. Spradlin is totally unfair. How are you supposed to do 10 problems over the weekend?
  • Your mom bought you a shirt from Salvation Army that used to be Ricky's and now everyone knows that you're poor.

1 comment:

  1. LOL! Really diggin' all the inside jokes.

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