Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Witchy Poo

This charming Halloween decoration is a witch who has been strung up and had the words "broom parking in rear" emblazoned across her belly. This is an obscure reference to Nathaniel Hawthorne' s The Brown Bunny, the Scarlet Letter sequel adapted for film by Vincent Gallo. The townspeople force Hester Prynne's cousin to wear the sentence due to her proclivity for eschewing traditional intercourse in favor of anal pleasures. Get it, because it's in the rear.


  1. Is this really a book? By Nathanial Hawthorne? I have suspicions.